vendeluxe:

vodcar:

snoopingasusualisee:

hackshot:

deanky:

sectonia:

relishboi:

vendeluxe:

old: calling the poster of a post “op” 

gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

cold: ice cream

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

gold:

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morrison ↓

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morrison ↑

jheselbraum:

willcub:

ariesaav:

fuzzbutt07:

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

theteastainedpages:

averyangryfeminist:

pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

gallusrostromegalus:
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“ IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
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“ tardishobo:
“ IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
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gallusrostromegalus:
“ 0somethingcool0:
“ kayla-bird:
“ surfcommiesmustdie:
“ nevergonnawalkpastafez:
“ surfcommiesmustdie:
“ rose-on-the-mountain:
“ drtanner:
“ thischick25:
“ tardishobo:
“ IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
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gallusrostromegalus:

0somethingcool0:

kayla-bird:

surfcommiesmustdie:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

surfcommiesmustdie:

rose-on-the-mountain:

drtanner:

thischick25:

tardishobo:

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

sheeps are morons lmao

is this what the doggos are for

@gallusrostromegalus

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

davepeta-a:

edgebug:

whos-afraid-of-bigby-wolf:

sweetsecretsexydreams:

raisinbranagh:

cofaqriqus:

mandaka:

asexual-mermaid:

anxietyforest:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

rasec-wizzlbang:

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,


Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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